Oscar's somewhat optimistic Journal.

Latest reports from my amazing life and some unoriginal thoughts.

(the spaceship will take you back to the frontpage)

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17.09.2021.

This site can be restored in one click, but a human life cannot.

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24.06.2020.

Shogun 2 is the best Total War game thanks to being homogeneous.

Additional information: Ashigaru lives matter.

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18.06.2020.

ни за что ни про что суки замочили

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15.06.2020.

Fallout 1 was a Tolkienian story of a White man's heroic struggle against globalism and a true inspiration for us all.

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08.06.2020.

Hey kids! Enjoying this "future" of yours? Mind if I look?

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31.05.2020.

Did Byzantines ever protest in front of West Roman embassies demanding "justice" and more freedoms for Germanic looters?

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29.05.2020.

Medieval people believed that avoiding bathing may protect them from the plague. I suppose I am a Medieval man myself.

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25.05.2020.

Apparently we won't be returning to the university until autumn. Autumn sounds much better than "fall", don't you agree? Otherwise, American English is superior, no doubt.

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20.05.2020.

Neocities is what the Internet is supposed to be. Either be able to write an HTML page, shitty or not, or remain silent. A world of creators instead of a world of users.

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29.03.2020.

WHEN WILL THIS HAPPENING UNHAPPEN???

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21.02.2020.

Killed a dude with a freaking smoke grenade on dust2 :^DDDDDDDD.

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18.02.2020.

I saw the son of Tarkovsky. He made a wonderful documentary on his father's work. Looks a lot like him.

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24.11.2019.

That new Half-Life game's as much of a spit in my face as the fall of the Soviet Union and the consuming masses are so happy about it.

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06.11.2019.

Turned 21. No great gifts but we had a good dinner. I'm learning to enjoy small things as I grow older.

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01.09.2019.

I have returned from Dagestan to Moscow only yesterday and I already want back. Big cities are unfit for humans, read Kaczynski.

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11.07.2019.

Sven months in and I can say that I was not overreacting with the "oh no no" thing.

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09.04.2019.

Four months in and I can say that I was slightly overreacting with the "oh no no" thing. Everything goes better than I expected.

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01.01.2019.

Oh god no no no no no

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06.11.2018.

A pack of Marlboro from 1995 was one of the best birthday gifts ever. And now I'm 20.

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27.10.2018.

This journal entry is empty.

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23.10.2018.

A guy was getting murdered right in front of us but we kinda saved his life by calling cops, luckily there was a patrol car passing by.

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16.10.2018.

hello

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12.10.2018.

Made some cash betting on shit. Go for it, kids!

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02.10.2018.

I have lost all my money betting on shit. Don't do it, kids.

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16.09.2018.

Today was the first day of actual autumn. It's ugly. Whoever says he enjoys such weather is a liar.

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05.09.2018.

Now that I'm no more a NEET the only thing I regret is not being able to spend as much time playing csgo.

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11.08.2018.

I finally feel good about myself!

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16.05.2018.

Daggerfall is a great game. For 1996.

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14.06.2026.

Hairy pubes and armpits on women become the norm again as the only positive achievement of feminism. Madonna experiences a second peak of popularity. People start complaining: "they promised us a colony on Mars and hoverboards, but all we got is this". Stalker 2 is still not released. Neither is Bannerlord.

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14.05.2018.

Quick rundown on current events: 1) Was arrested for two days, it was okay. 2) Got drunk and somehow ended up in some drunkard's place after he promised to draw a portrait of me, his violent alcoholic son nearly killed me but I escaped.

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28.04.2018.

Ever burned pizza so bad that you had to eat the topping off with a fork and throw the crust away?

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24.04.2018.

If I was offered transforming into any animal I want with possibility of keeping the human life expectancy, intelligence and my memory of my past life I'd turn into the most intelligent cat in the world. Additional information: the apocalypse did happen back in 2012, it just didn't mean we were all supposed to die overnight. The world changed and went past the point of no return, we're all doomed to live in the post-2012 twisted reality but it will be a slow death, like smoking.

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20.04.2018.

Where is everyone wehen im drunk and have nothing to tlak to where are the frends. also ps heappy birthdayu to adledf hrotler no matter what u think of his. he made space sciec nc e a reality. im sorry

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22.12.2032.

Shemale porn with shemales indistinguishable from females creates a wave of trannies who intendedly make themselves look uglier (by taking cheap past-gen hormones manufactured in Vietnam and East Germany) to appear more like men since traps are gay and people of the past watched shemale porn only because they were gay but ashamed to admit their deviation. Videogames got more realistic as well.

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12.04.2018.

Cave Canem is Latin for "beware of the dog". Use it as the name of your post-punk band before someone else does it.

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somewhen.somewhere.2018.

If Bones Grow Back Why Can't Teeth Grow Back?

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11.1.2018.

I like fantasy films that just don't even try to be believable. Finally watched Interstate 60 yesterday and thought that everything the main character had to go through was just his coma dream, but in the end the director decided to prove that everything that happened was, indeed, "real". He found the way to make this miracle believable without having to bother to explain the existence of a nonexistent interstate highway. Or, think about "Being John Malkovich". It surely takes place in our world where something like a tunnel to Malkovich's brain is not possible, but the film itself is made so well you don't even question it, and it becomes easy to suspend your disbelief.

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06.1.2018.

Woke up from a nightmare. I was in Hell, I think. But Hell turned out to be a huge gallery of Caravaggio's paintings. Raging giant bulls roamed around the place, tearing and hurling people around. People tried to run, but I thought: if I'm already here, there's no escaping. I stood still waiting for the bull to kick me out, and as soon as he got me, the scene suddenly changed. A rider appeared on the bull and I was in his hands, I was the size of a mouse compared to him. It must have been Satan himself. He didn't seem to be evil at first, but then, when I told him that he doesn't need to do this, he "squeezed" me out like a tube of toothpaste. And I felt pain. Real pain, it was the most"painful" dream I ever had in my life. The pain was still there after I woke up, just for a second or less, but it still followed me into the real world. It was somewhere in my back. Probably just slept in wrong position.

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03.1.2018.

I asked a writer a qusetion regarding his story by email and he replied. It was nice.

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31.12.2017.

Crappy new year, gentlemen!

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25.12.2017.

List of life achievements 2017: killed someone with a flashbang in csgo

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